Aquapasture

The story you are about to read is true, or at least partly made up.  The names have been changed to protect those who protect us.  It starts in a small unsuspecting town, a town isolated from the hustle and bustle of crowded streets, towering buildings, and the chaos of everyday life.  IBM Beigedown, is just like you and me.  He likes to have a beer or two, enjoys the outdoors, and gives back to his community.  However, he doesn’t just give back to his community, he saves the world one frickin day at a time for all of us peons.  You may see him walking down the street in what seems to be a leisurely stroll, little do you know he’s on the clock grabbing intel, always alert.  A recon mission in the morning and beers on a patio in the afternoon.  Rescuing civilians from rebels in Singapore one night, riding his cruiser around town the next.  All in a day’s work.  IBM is working constantly studying for the Military Covert Aquisitions & Tactical Strategies test (MCAT’s).  You may see him one day and like the laserdisc will seemingly fall off the face of the Earth the next.  So while you’re enjoying your lazy, pathetic existence be grateful that there are people like IBM Beigedown out there to keep you going for one more day.