Aquapasture

5:30 AM – I woke up at the crack of dawn.  A little super glue seemed to fix that.

6:15 AM – Off to hit the showers.  A few jabs and an uppercut, now I have bloody knuckles

9:02 AM – Rolled into work.  Rollerblades are still cool right?

9:47 AM – Got the scuttlebug at the watercooler.  Great, now I have to buy an aquarium, fake rocks and plants for this damn thing.

10:34 AM – Busted into the bosses office and demanded a raise.  After he put the door back on the hinges, he gave me a ladder.

12:00 PM – Hopped in the elevator to go to lunch.  Someone made a smart-ass comment about my big feet and bushy tail.

12:03 PM – Ran into an old friend downtown.  Of course he was walking, not sure what my big hury was.

12:19 PM – Got attacked by a guerilla marketer.  Thought those were only native to Africa.  On the flipside I wonder if they have human salesmen in the jungle trying to sell bananas to guerillas.

1:27 PM – Made some cold calls.  Global warming my ass.

2:14 PM – Co-worker came into my office and talked my ear off.  Don’t think it can be reattached.  If this happens again tomorrow I’m screwed.(Philips Head)

4:20 PM – Decided to get some work done so I fired up the computer.  Now we know the sprinkler system works.

4:47 PM – Sent my file to the printer.  Generally i’m partial to UPS but I went with FedEx this time.

5:15 PM – Got stuck in a traffic jam.  Tastes like strawberry.

6:30 PM – Poker game with some card sharks.  Nice of them to invite their ol’ chum……..uh oh.

9:03 PM – Time to hit the hay and saw some logs.  Simultaneously?, this is going to be tough for a city boy. 

All in all just another day.