Remarkably there are still places where a pay phone is the only way to get a hold of you sugar mama while you’re on “the road.” A few days ago I was in such place. To prevent feeding the phone quarters I threw down a finsky for a phone card. Generally my ass gets chapped when I have to press “1″ for English but here I had to push “dos” for english and “uno” for espanol. A chapped ass is one thing but, I’d rather have a fire ant colony in my hoohaw than press two. I did however, like the American flag on front of the card. Then I noticed it was at half staff. Whats the occassion? Probably dropping from 1 to 2.
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