No, I’m not talking about Reese Witherspoon. I’m referring to the liquid that will fuel my being this winter. If you’re prone to sore throats, have a weak vertical leap, malfunction in social situations, or are 1-2 months delinquent on your mortgage, I highly recommend a hot tottie. After all, they say a hot tottie a day keeps the bad times away. There are a few variations to the HT, I suggest the following. The recipe is for a standard 8 oz. coffee mug. If you’re mixing in an old slushee cup or pilsner glass..adjust accordingly.
Hot Tottie
4 Parts - Steaming Hot H2O
1 Dash – Honey
1 Skosh – Lemon Juice
1 Shot – Bourbon Whiskey (Old Crow – watch below)
1 Tea Bag – Optional
Directions – Heat water w/tea, add honey, lemon juice, take a pull from the bottle, add shot of whiskey. Enjoy Winter.
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