I’m having a premid life crisis here folks. This is probably my 3rd one this year. These tremors are the precursor to the large quake of the full blown midlife crisis I expect in my 40′s, when I purchase an ’88 Vette (license plate “2long4U”), wear Oakley M Frames 24/7 – 365, chew Trident mercilessly, and snap my fingers to songs on the radio. For now, thankfully, these tremors just involve daydreams about the future of my life and the world. It should also be noted that these tremors are laced with ADHD. I have a hard time taking much seriously, let alone myself. That being said, I wonder if I might be happier retreating to the woods and relying on my own sustenance. Seriously, I wouldn’t have to hear about politicians, cable bills, gas prices, and all the other babble out there. Now I’m not envisioning being some kook in the woods. I see it as a tree choppin, stew makin, front porch sittin, slingshot shootin, nature enjoyin person. Ah, I digress, back to paperwork. For now the vision of Scruffy McScrufferson will only manifest on this lame blog.
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