Aquapasture

The year was 1994 and David Ball catapulted to #2 on the charts with “Thinkin Problem”  While it was a money song I refrain from calling Ball a one hit wonder.  I only classify hits as reaching #1 on the charts.  I mention this tune because I have a thinkin problem, although it isn’t about some lassie I obsess over.  Instead my mind jumps around more than Leonel Marshall on a volleyball court.  I tend to envision or think about the absurd and impossible and block out the monotony of the 9-5 lifestyle.  Most times even if I had the Hubble telescope surgically implanted into my cerebellum I still think I’d have trouble focusing on everyday tasks.  To me there is always something bigger, better, badder, and butteryer.  Whether I’m a “dreamer”, “ADHD dude”, “goofball”, or “tool” it’s my new mission to channel these thoughts and ambitions into a station of unlimited possibilities.  And for that I’ll need a new life universal remote.  A new way to look at pursuing my dreams and say screw the rest.  This may sound cheesier than nachos at a baseball game but my greatest fear in life is being disappointed with my past…..Oooh a shiny object, gotta go.