Aquapasture.com and myself have been off the radar for a while. I’m back but am operating at about 80% with power spurts that max out at about 85%. The reason for my temporary departure from this world is something of a mystery. It all started about three weeks ago. I was rollin East on the highway at about 4500 rpm’s when the DJ on the radio said that the Jonas Brothers latest single was up next. Now, I’m about as hip as a Calista Flockhart pantsuit so even with all the hype of the Jonas Brothers I’d never heard one of their songs. With great anticipation I waited out the commercials to listen to the much ballyhooed Jonas Brothers. At then it hit, through my speakers the sound of a cat being violated by a stallion inside a washing machine. A cloud of disgust formed in the cab of my truck and my vision became fuzzy…then everything went black. Next thing I know I came to in an arroyo with urine soaked clothes and an empty wallet. I checked my orifices and headed back to town. I can’t even try to explain what happened to me but I can do my best to warn you of the dangers of listening to the Jonas Brothers. I tried to be adventurous and give them a chance, nearly at the cost of my life. You’ve been warned.
Alternately…during my comatose state in the desert I had an epiphany…based on ridiculous hair alone..I believe the Jonas Brothers are the illegitimate sons on none other than Governor Rod Blagojevich. You be the judge?
