I don’t think of myself as brilliant, skolarly (intentionally misspelled), or anything other than ordinary. Proudly though, I think I have common sense. The sense to make decisions, solve problems and function in everyday society. Sadly, though, with everyday I encounter more stupid people.
The image of the Far Side cartoon of the guy pushing on the door labeled “Pull” pops into my head.
So stupid people, we here at Aquapasture Industries have teamed up with an Indonesian sweat shop to offer you some new apparel so those of us in public can spot you and avoid you, therefore saving everyone precious time. Fear not common sensers, we haven’t forgotten about you. You’ll have the opportunity to purchase our “Constipated Holmes” shirt. When you encounter stupids, just tell them to read the shirt when they finally come around to making a conclusion, forming an opinion, or figure out how to make toast. Of course the shirt may throw them for a loop and they’ll spend hours trying to figure it out. Between you and me it means, No Shit Sherlock. Oh one last thing stupids, we’ll need your social security number when you place your order. We apologize for this inconvenience, it’s a Nigerian commerce regulation.
