Aquapasture

Musings by Hugh Jhass…………

• Watch your dogs this 4th of July….I was grilling some frankfurters last 4th…..some black cats went off…next thing I know the grill was empty…I had to take the buns down to the pound and pick them up.

Best boxing match and commentary I’ve ever seen|

By wearing this shirt, you’ll have the world in your paws.  The reviews do it better justice.

This vid shows that sometimes one can be legit while wearing a flourescent wetsuit.  His voice sounds like someone shoved a helium canister down his throat though..

05/06/09

Tired of hearing about the Swine Flew….I’ll get sick when pigs fly.

04/21/09
You can’t read a book by it’s cover, but it’s the best place to start.

04/09/09
Waiting for gas to be $4 bones per gallon this summer.

04/01/09
Blogging is for tools, and I am a wrench.

03/24/09
This is the Cubs year.  I can feel it.

03/12/09
Some people really come off as assholes on the phone.

03/05/09
These days a diversified portfolio means; 30% cash in Folgers can buried in back yard, 30% collectors stamps under couch cushions, 20% baseball cards in shoebox in attic, 15% gold coins hidden in toilet tank, 5% Benjamins in the wallet.

02/25/09

Tinkering gives me strength.

02/16/09

This blog is like my cats litterbox.  Full of shit.

02/02/09
So exhausted today I’ve gotten multiple job offers from Meineke.

1/29/09
Just woke up from 1/20/09.  With all the change going on I forgot to change the batteries in my alarm clock.

12/29/08
Was going to do a 2008 year in review, but like a dude at a urinal, I only look forward.

12/23/08
Been working on this muse a while.  They say everyone is good at something, for me it’s procrastination.

12/04/08
When shopping for wine there are three steps to follow.  1)  Regardless of type of wine, choose bottles with the coolest labels.  2) From those bottles choose the cheapest bottle.  3) Pay for cheap bottle with cool label.

12/02/08

Every have people tell you how busy they are, over and over?  Maybe if they quit saying how busy they were they wouldn’t be so busy.  Worst case scenario, they’d be quiet.

11/21/08
“The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.”

-Thomas Jefferson

I suppose the same could be said for useless blogs such as this.  Log off now and you’ll be a smarter person for it.  Goodbye and goodluck.

11/19/08
Just being honest here, I can’t think of a worse smell in the world than gas in the shower.

11/12/08
Just broke down my monthly budget to see what % of every dollar I spend goes where.  Makes those Starbuck’s runs seem much less justified.

11/03/08
Similes and metaphors are the life force of aquapasture.com

10/31/08
Wonder if “Smashing Pumpkins” record sales spike on this day every year.

10/27/08
I’m not a marketing guy but I’m always amazed at how often people plaster their pictures on their ads.  Aside from taking up valuable advertising room, I wonder how their “professional” picture with the faded purple backdrop and either greased hair or a foofy permanent is supposed to boost business.

10/23/08
I don’t know how people can walk around in suits all day.  Nevermind the lint problem, but what about the sweat.  My god, the sweat!

10/20/08
Ever have one of those days where you feel awake while you’re asleep, and asleep while you’re awake? I’m having one.  So am I sleep blogging or actively snoozing?  I may never know

10/17/08
Ok stole this one from Rome, “Jerry’s Dead, Phish Sucks, Get a Job.”

“A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you have.”        - Barry Goldwater

10/13/08
I think all political advertising (tv, web, video game) should be cancelled.  In it’s place have numerous debates, aired on tv and youtube, and a single “political” website where each candidate gets one page to state their beliefs and policies.  Honestly, I think everyone could make a much more informed decision this way, all while being subjected to a lot less bullshit.

10/09/08
I understand Kevin Spacey’s character in “American Beauty”, minus the creepiness and dying.

10/07/08
“The secret to happiness is freedom, the secret to freedom is courage.” – Unknown

10/01/08
to solve our war on terrorism we should send a Blackhawk over to the Middle East full of movie stars or at least their on screen counterparts.  Occupants include;

Chuck Norris – Pre Walker Texas Ranger

Steven Segal – aka Casey Ryback

Jean Claude Van Damme – Circa “Double Team”

MacGyver – w/mullet & swiss army knife

Patrick Swayze – Road House and only Road House era

Sylvester Stallone – Cliffhanger

Mayim Bialik - Blossom years…to use as a decoy.

09/30/08
I guess it’s all about timing.  I hired a new financial advisers the other day named Chuck Norris.  Allegedly he was some sort of law enforcement official in Texas back in the day.  Anyways, I’m not very happy with him.  The minute I hired him he went into my IRA and beat the crap out of all my stocks…..only dust remains.

09/29/08
Ever feel like a wild animal held in captivity?

09/25/08
I’m tired (Schwabbed) of people complaining about the “man” keeping them down.  Everyone has problems, some they created, some they inherited, and some that just happened.  I don’t care what your problems are, just deal with them.  Everyday, someone is having a better day than you are and someone is having a worse day than you are….you’re the middle and whether you choose to enjoy it or piss on it is your prerogative.

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