Archive for the ‘Politics’ Category

Let me start this post by saying I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed.  Now, with that disclaimer out in the open the headlines in the paper continue to shock me.  Let’s break down four headlines in the same local paper on the same day…I had to laugh at the comedy of errors. 1: [...]

Gotta case of the Ism’s?

Posted: April 12, 2010 in Politics
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Census

Posted: March 17, 2010 in Politics
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Got my Census today….this is going to be great.  Wherever I go my Census will go with me.  Reminds me of the days of My Buddy. Wherever I go, my Census and Me!!!…..My Census won’t be used for “counting every man, woman, and child.”  Instead I’ll utilize it as toilet paper, a napkin, a coffee [...]

This ad came up when I was on Weather.com.  How can this guy refinance when he doesn’t even have the luxury of a shirt or personal grooming skills?  Besides, how can you refinance a cave?

Posted: November 19, 2009 in Politics

Same Day Headlines #1

Posted: November 4, 2009 in Politics
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With the world economy and politics in a state of flux I always get a kick out of the morning headlines when I turn on my computer.   Of course you can’t believe everything you read on the internet but the beauty of it is headlines either compliment or contradict one another.  In the same day you’ll [...]

Blago continues to Impress

Posted: September 16, 2009 in Politics, Random

The Presidential election of 2012 can’t come soon enough.  Not sure who his running mate would be because I don’t think anyone could keep up.  Evidently, Fabio throws his name in the hat.

With the health-care debate heating up, my mind wanders to find something the government runs efficiently.  After four light years of pondering I couldn’t find anything so I settled on the United States Postal Service.  I believe it’s a applicable comparison to private and public health-care options.  On one side you have FedEx and UPS, on the [...]

Aquapasture.com and myself have been off the radar for a while.  I’m back but am operating at about 80% with power spurts that max out at about 85%.  The reason for my temporary departure from this world is something of a mystery.  It all started about three weeks ago.  I was rollin East on the highway [...]

Blago absolutely killed it this morning!  He has the uncanny ability to skirt questions and elaborate on the benny’s of another topic.  And his wife seems like she fell of the same tree as Rod.  This is evidence enough for me to debunk the myth that opposites attract.  I’ve said it once and I’ll say [...]

I received some great news today.  Rod Blagojevich was indicted on 19 charges . If you don’t know who Blago is, he’s the epitome of politician.  He is accused of trying to sell Obama’s senate seat in Illinois.  As evidence piled up against him and he was being grilled like a sirloin he dodged questions [...]

My thoughts on the stimulus bill and where it takes us……here

Change

Posted: November 5, 2008 in Politics
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So excited for change.  I like change, it’s my BFF.  Change is neat.  I changed my underpants this morning.  You can’t spell hang without change.  Change and hope are changing the way we hope for change, at least I hope.  Change rhymes with Danny Ainge.   I have no idea what change is but everyone [...]

Posted: November 4, 2008 in Politics
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Kool Aid

Posted: October 28, 2008 in Politics
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Like these kids know a damn thing about any of the candidates or their policies.    Hopefully sales are good, so they can share the earnings with the lazy…er less privileged kool aid stands. .