I got owned last night. My closet dropped me like a call on an AT&T cellie. Apparently I still put on my sweats like a 5 year old. I set them on the ground, put each foot in, grab the waist band. Then I squat down building tension. In a sudden move I burst [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Beer’
Almost ko’d
Posted in Random, tagged after hours, Beer, change, couch, facts, Meunster on November 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetle……
Posted in Random, tagged after hours, Beer, camping, change, Coors, couch, Meunster, National Security, news, yahtzee on August 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I’d take Michael Keaton making inappropriate advances to ladies any day over this guy on my doorstep.
Slabbin’
Posted in Outdoors, tagged Beer, boat, bologna, camping, facts, Meunster, musings, Outdoors, Woods on June 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Slabbin v. \ˈslabbng\ (slabber. slabjack, slabaholic) The art of catching smallmouth bass the size of milk cartons repeadedly while ones fishing partners unsnag their lines from the bushes. - “Under the baking sun I was slabbin like a sequoia sent to the sawmill”
Going Green
Posted in Random, tagged Beer, Darwin, facts, Meunster, Outdoors, Woods on June 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I’m going green with going green. The buzzwords of the eco-friendly movement are driving me bonkers. It was cool when going green meant wearing Birkenstocks, not bathing for weeks, and growing your own crops of hashish but now everyone and their dog seems to be turning a shade of green. Hell, even my Dookie Howser [...]
Retirement of Albuquerque
Posted in Random, tagged after hours, Beer, bologna, facts, Meunster, musings, National Security, Stoon on May 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I am moving this post off of its own page and replacing it with a page called Power Rankings. Here I’ll rank my top activities, interests, peeps, etc in my life on a semi weekly basis. Seeing nobody reads this waste of internet space, the Power Rankings are meant purely for my own reference of [...]
PBR …. Post Bike Ride
Posted in Random, tagged Beer, bike, couch, facts, Meunster, yahtzee on May 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
As the weather turns warmer nothing quenches my thirst like a PBR, Pabst Blue Ribbon for the layman. I’ll confess in the winter I like beers darker than a crawlspace during an eclipse, but PBR dominates my fridge arsenal when the mercury rises.
Aside from tasting like liquid nirvana when it hits your lips on a [...]
Most hits in the 90’s
Posted in Random, tagged Apple Jelly, Beer, facts, Meunster, musings on May 12, 2009 | 3 Comments »
By coining the phrase “Slumpbuster”, it’s common knowledge that Mark Grace was and still is a stud. As a hitter the guy was more consistent than indigestion after eating pot pies. And in crunch time ol’ number 17 was more clutch than a standard transmission. With all the freakshows playing ball in the ‘roid era, [...]
Everyone Poops
Posted in Random, tagged BEEM, Beer, bologna, Meunster, Obama, Politics, Stoon, yahtzee on April 9, 2009 | 1 Comment »
We here at Aquapasture.com aren’t afraid to take on tough social issues. I know most of the readers of this blog come here for sage advice, worldly knowledge, and ways to cheat the government.
I don’t care how old you are but poos will always be awkwardly polarizing. I doubt most of you can honestly tell [...]
Happiness in a Depression
Posted in Random, tagged Beer, camping, change, musings, shovel, Stoon, Woods on February 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I’m not too optimistic for the near economic future of America or the World but I am looking forward to some of the benefits of a depression.
Enjoying the ketchup sandwiches my Grandpa always talked about
Learning how to can vegetables
Having more sporting events on basic channels, since no one will be able to afford satellite and [...]
Let’s Get It On
Posted in Random, tagged after hours, Beer, bologna, Coors, yahtzee on January 31, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Recently I laced ‘em up with my posse, grabbed my Slayer Greatest Hits Tape and headed off to a local MMA event. It should be noted that I was only a spectator, for the record I only tussle in parallelograms. Obviously the king of the MMA domain is testosterone. Walking around the arena it’s kosh to double fist brews, [...]
The GF Effect
Posted in Random, tagged after hours, Beer, chili bomb, Coors on January 19, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Not that I was really ever a Don Juan at the bar scene. For most of my prowling days I had the muscle mass of a new born calf and was as smooth talking as Porky Pig trying to buy bacon. But these days with a girlfriend of quite some time whom I love very much I find [...]
Full “Steam”boat ahead
Posted in Outdoors, tagged Beer, downhill, Meunster, Outdoors, Woods on January 3, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The shotguns are loaded, the horses have been fed, and the skis have been tuned. We’re ready to stampede to Musicfest 2009. Last year saw everyone accounted for, with the exception of a few bodily injuries. This year promises to being twice as stellar with another crew from the north and the late addition of Hot C. [...]
Ingredients for a good ride
Posted in Outdoors, tagged Beer, bike, boa, shovel on September 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
- Take 3 wrong turns and two right ones
- Catch a rubber boa
- Trash crankset so bad that BFI has to pick it up
- Snap sunglasses in two
- Find a shovel at Lat: 43.75175 Long: 116.01346
- Body slam log and suffer multiple puncture wounds
- Beer
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