This blog is flat lining. It’s consumption of posts relating to vague humor and bowel movements have clogged its relevance arteries. The Aquapasture bandwith is slowly constricted with the plaque of obscure analogies and the occasional Oprah reference. So, do I grab the defibrillator and give it a second chance or order a deep fried [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Beer’
2nd time this happened..coincidence?
Posted: August 21, 2010 in OutdoorsTags: Beer, downhill, facts, Outdoors, Woods, Yellowstone
I’m a trusting guy. So when I see a trail on a map I tend to believe it exists in real life. Although I should of known better seeing it was put together by a government entity. Bottom line, I lost the trail at no fault of my orienteering skills (I think) and ended up [...]
How about Politician Reform?
Posted: April 26, 2010 in PoliticsTags: Beer, downhill, Meunster, monkey, musings, Outdoors, Politics, Stoon
Let me start this post by saying I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed. Now, with that disclaimer out in the open the headlines in the paper continue to shock me. Let’s break down four headlines in the same local paper on the same day…I had to laugh at the comedy of errors. 1: [...]
Almost ko’d
Posted: November 12, 2009 in RandomTags: after hours, Beer, change, couch, facts, Meunster
I got owned last night. My closet dropped me like a call on an AT&T cellie. Apparently I still put on my sweats like a 5 year old. I set them on the ground, put each foot in, grab the waist band. Then I squat down building tension. In a sudden move I burst [...]
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetle……
Posted: August 17, 2009 in RandomTags: after hours, Beer, camping, change, Coors, couch, Meunster, National Security, news, yahtzee
I’d take Michael Keaton making inappropriate advances to ladies any day over this guy on my doorstep.
Slabbin’
Posted: June 21, 2009 in OutdoorsTags: Beer, boat, bologna, camping, facts, Meunster, musings, Outdoors, Woods
Slabbin v. \ˈslabbng\ (slabber. slabjack, slabaholic) The art of catching smallmouth bass the size of milk cartons repeadedly while ones fishing partners unsnag their lines from the bushes. - “Under the baking sun I was slabbin like a sequoia sent to the sawmill”
I’m going green with going green. The buzzwords of the eco-friendly movement are driving me bonkers. It was cool when going green meant wearing Birkenstocks, not bathing for weeks, and growing your own crops of hashish but now everyone and their dog seems to be turning a shade of green. Hell, even my Dookie Howser [...]
Retirement of Albuquerque
Posted: May 28, 2009 in RandomTags: after hours, Beer, bologna, facts, Meunster, musings, National Security, Stoon
I am moving this post off of its own page and replacing it with a page called Power Rankings. Here I’ll rank my top activities, interests, peeps, etc in my life on a semi weekly basis. Seeing nobody reads this waste of internet space, the Power Rankings are meant purely for my own reference of [...]
PBR …. Post Bike Ride
Posted: May 19, 2009 in RandomTags: Beer, bike, couch, facts, Meunster, yahtzee
As the weather turns warmer nothing quenches my thirst like a PBR, Pabst Blue Ribbon for the layman. I’ll confess in the winter I like beers darker than a crawlspace during an eclipse, but PBR dominates my fridge arsenal when the mercury rises. Aside from tasting like liquid nirvana when it hits your lips on [...]
Most hits in the 90′s
Posted: May 12, 2009 in RandomTags: Apple Jelly, Beer, facts, Meunster, musings
By coining the phrase “Slumpbuster”, it’s common knowledge that Mark Grace was and still is a stud. As a hitter the guy was more consistent than indigestion after eating pot pies. And in crunch time ol’ number 17 was more clutch than a standard transmission. With all the freakshows playing ball in the ‘roid era, [...]
Everyone Poops
Posted: April 9, 2009 in RandomTags: BEEM, Beer, bologna, Meunster, Obama, Politics, Stoon, yahtzee
We here at Aquapasture.com aren’t afraid to take on tough social issues. I know most of the readers of this blog come here for sage advice, worldly knowledge, and ways to cheat the government. I don’t care how old you are but poos will always be awkwardly polarizing. I doubt most of you can honestly [...]
9 Lives
Posted: March 18, 2009 in OutdoorsTags: Beer, Beigedown, day, golf, Meunster, Outdoors, Woods, yahtzee
Happiness in a Depression
Posted: February 24, 2009 in RandomTags: Beer, camping, change, musings, shovel, Stoon, Woods
I’m not too optimistic for the near economic future of America or the World but I am looking forward to some of the benefits of a depression. Enjoying the ketchup sandwiches my Grandpa always talked about Learning how to can vegetables Having more sporting events on basic channels, since no one will be able to [...]
Recently I laced ‘em up with my posse, grabbed my Slayer Greatest Hits Tape and headed off to a local MMA event. It should be noted that I was only a spectator, for the record I only tussle in parallelograms. Obviously the king of the MMA domain is testosterone. Walking around the arena it’s kosh to double fist brews, [...]
