Posts Tagged ‘bologna’
Gnarnia
Posted: December 8, 2010 in OutdoorsTags: BEEM, bologna, chili bomb, downhill, news, Stoon, Woods
My appetite for something extraordinary makes my stomach groan like an engine trying to turn over. Obviously I haven’t been putting the right kind of fuel in my engine. It sits stalled out in a pasture with the grasses slowly growing and creeping. The cranial engine sits rusting, grasses slowly reclaiming it, never to run [...]
In a few months looking forward to 60 miles, 6 of the tallest peaks in the range, countless lakes, minimal supplies, a notepad, and days to myself. It’ll be interesting to see how fast I can run away.
Census
Posted: March 17, 2010 in PoliticsTags: bologna, change, Meunster, news, Politics, Stoon, yahtzee
Got my Census today….this is going to be great. Wherever I go my Census will go with me. Reminds me of the days of My Buddy. Wherever I go, my Census and Me!!!…..My Census won’t be used for “counting every man, woman, and child.” Instead I’ll utilize it as toilet paper, a napkin, a coffee [...]
If your ship doesn’t come in…
Posted: November 12, 2009 in OutdoorsTags: Beigedown, bologna, camping, Meunster, Outdoors, Stoon, Woods, Yellowstone
….then take out a PayDay loan and bribe the longshoremen to give you another ship. I think that’s how the old time saying goes. Times are tough. So tough in fact that I ‘ve decided to turn my empty dinner place setting into useful tools to actually put food on the table. My first attempt [...]
I Am Braveheart
Posted: November 11, 2009 in RandomTags: bologna, chili bomb, facts, Meunster, news, Stoon, yahtzee
Pretty sure this guys blood looks like everyone else’s. Dude, thanks for the laughs, but grow up.
Fine ass threads
Posted: August 28, 2009 in RandomTags: after hours, bologna, change, downhill, facts, Meunster, news, yahtzee
I don’t think of myself as brilliant, skolarly (intentionally misspelled), or anything other than ordinary. Proudly though, I think I have common sense. The sense to make decisions, solve problems and function in everyday society. Sadly, though, with everyday I encounter more stupid people. The image of the Far Side cartoon of the guy pushing [...]
Jonas Brothers should come with a disclaimer
Posted: July 24, 2009 in Politics, RandomTags: bologna, change, Coors, Meunster, Mustang, National Security, Politics, Stoon, yahtzee
Aquapasture.com and myself have been off the radar for a while. I’m back but am operating at about 80% with power spurts that max out at about 85%. The reason for my temporary departure from this world is something of a mystery. It all started about three weeks ago. I was rollin East on the highway [...]
Slabbin’
Posted: June 21, 2009 in OutdoorsTags: Beer, boat, bologna, camping, facts, Meunster, musings, Outdoors, Woods
Slabbin v. \ˈslabbng\ (slabber. slabjack, slabaholic) The art of catching smallmouth bass the size of milk cartons repeadedly while ones fishing partners unsnag their lines from the bushes. - “Under the baking sun I was slabbin like a sequoia sent to the sawmill”
Retirement of Albuquerque
Posted: May 28, 2009 in RandomTags: after hours, Beer, bologna, facts, Meunster, musings, National Security, Stoon
I am moving this post off of its own page and replacing it with a page called Power Rankings. Here I’ll rank my top activities, interests, peeps, etc in my life on a semi weekly basis. Seeing nobody reads this waste of internet space, the Power Rankings are meant purely for my own reference of [...]
Everyone Poops
Posted: April 9, 2009 in RandomTags: BEEM, Beer, bologna, Meunster, Obama, Politics, Stoon, yahtzee
We here at Aquapasture.com aren’t afraid to take on tough social issues. I know most of the readers of this blog come here for sage advice, worldly knowledge, and ways to cheat the government. I don’t care how old you are but poos will always be awkwardly polarizing. I doubt most of you can honestly [...]
Stank Pit Update
Posted: March 24, 2009 in OutdoorsTags: Beigedown, bologna, facts, news, Outdoors, Stoon, yahtzee
The Stank Pit is set to become the premier indoor climbing facility this side of my kitchen. As usual I thought this project would go quicker than a loaf of bread in a depression but it’s taken months. Not months of actual work but months of me skiing, biking, and succumbing to ADHD. That aside, [...]
Buy High Sell Low
Posted: March 12, 2009 in RandomTags: bologna, facts, monkey, musings, news, Stoon
I saw a post on the Internet today that liquidity is; When you look at your investments and wet your pants. I know I’m not alone when I say that over the last 12 months my IRA has shrunk like manjunk in a cold river. So I’m looking for a new diversified portfolio for surviving the [...]
