Got my Census today….this is going to be great. Wherever I go my Census will go with me. Reminds me of the days of My Buddy.
Wherever I go, my Census and Me!!!…..My Census won’t be used for “counting every man, woman, and child.” Instead I’ll utilize it as toilet paper, a [...]
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….then take out a PayDay loan and bribe the longshoremen to give you another ship. I think that’s how the old time saying goes. Times are tough. So tough in fact that I ‘ve decided to turn my empty dinner place setting into useful tools to actually put food on the table. My first attempt [...]
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Pretty sure this guys blood looks like everyone else’s. Dude, thanks for the laughs, but grow up.
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As the saying goes, “Whatever floats your boat.” If your boat isn’t floating you’ll end up sinking into a miserable human being. So find what will keep you afloat. For some adrenaline junkies it’s jumping off a cliff in a wing suit. At the other end of the scale is the guy who’s idea of [...]
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I don’t think of myself as brilliant, skolarly (intentionally misspelled), or anything other than ordinary. Proudly though, I think I have common sense. The sense to make decisions, solve problems and function in everyday society. Sadly, though, with everyday I encounter more stupid people.
The image of the Far Side cartoon of the guy pushing on [...]
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Posted in Politics, Random, tagged bologna, change, Coors, Meunster, Mustang, National Security, Politics, Stoon, yahtzee on July 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Aquapasture.com and myself have been off the radar for a while. I’m back but am operating at about 80% with power spurts that max out at about 85%. The reason for my temporary departure from this world is something of a mystery. It all started about three weeks ago. I was rollin East on the highway [...]
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Posted in Outdoors, tagged Beer, boat, bologna, camping, facts, Meunster, musings, Outdoors, Woods on June 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Slabbin v. \ˈslabbng\ (slabber. slabjack, slabaholic) The art of catching smallmouth bass the size of milk cartons repeadedly while ones fishing partners unsnag their lines from the bushes. - “Under the baking sun I was slabbin like a sequoia sent to the sawmill”
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I am moving this post off of its own page and replacing it with a page called Power Rankings. Here I’ll rank my top activities, interests, peeps, etc in my life on a semi weekly basis. Seeing nobody reads this waste of internet space, the Power Rankings are meant purely for my own reference of [...]
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We here at Aquapasture.com aren’t afraid to take on tough social issues. I know most of the readers of this blog come here for sage advice, worldly knowledge, and ways to cheat the government.
I don’t care how old you are but poos will always be awkwardly polarizing. I doubt most of you can honestly tell [...]
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The Stank Pit is set to become the premier indoor climbing facility this side of my kitchen. As usual I thought this project would go quicker than a loaf of bread in a depression but it’s taken months. Not months of actual work but months of me skiing, biking, and succumbing to ADHD. That aside, [...]
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I saw a post on the Internet today that liquidity is; When you look at your investments and wet your pants. I know I’m not alone when I say that over the last 12 months my IRA has shrunk like manjunk in a cold river. So I’m looking for a new diversified portfolio for surviving the [...]
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My thoughts on the stimulus bill and where it takes us……here
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Posted in Random, tagged after hours, Beigedown, bologna, Coors, facts, Meunster, monkey, Stoon, yahtzee on February 9, 2009 | 3 Comments »
so it begins…Day one of demo is complete. Good thing considering I consumed enough asbestos to do without dinner. In the before picture please disregard the brown stains coming out of the main wasteline, this is merely a coincidence. In the after picture please disregard the shotty electrical wiring and the moldy wood. As for [...]
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Recently I laced ‘em up with my posse, grabbed my Slayer Greatest Hits Tape and headed off to a local MMA event. It should be noted that I was only a spectator, for the record I only tussle in parallelograms. Obviously the king of the MMA domain is testosterone. Walking around the arena it’s kosh to double fist brews, [...]
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