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Census

Got my Census today….this is going to be great.  Wherever I go my Census will go with me.  Reminds me of the days of My Buddy.

Wherever I go, my Census and Me!!!…..My Census won’t be used for “counting every man, woman, and child.”  Instead I’ll utilize it as toilet paper, a [...]

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….then take out a PayDay loan and bribe the longshoremen to give you another ship.  I think that’s how the old time saying goes.  Times are tough.  So tough in fact that I ‘ve decided to turn my empty dinner place setting into useful tools to actually put food on the table.  My first attempt [...]

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I Am Braveheart

Pretty sure this guys blood looks like everyone else’s.  Dude, thanks for the laughs, but grow up.

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As the saying goes, “Whatever floats your boat.”  If your boat isn’t floating you’ll end up sinking into a miserable human being.  So find what will keep you afloat.  For some adrenaline junkies it’s jumping off a cliff in a wing suit.  At the other end of the scale is the guy who’s idea of [...]

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I don’t think of myself as brilliant, skolarly (intentionally misspelled), or anything other than ordinary.  Proudly though, I think I have common sense.  The sense to make decisions, solve problems and function in everyday society.  Sadly, though, with everyday I encounter more stupid people.
The image of the Far Side cartoon of the guy pushing on [...]

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Aquapasture.com and myself have been off the radar for a while.  I’m back but am operating at about 80% with power spurts that max out at about 85%.  The reason for my temporary departure from this world is something of a mystery.  It all started about three weeks ago.  I was rollin East on the highway [...]

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Slabbin v. \ˈslabbng\ (slabber. slabjack, slabaholic) The art of catching smallmouth bass the size of milk cartons repeadedly while ones fishing partners unsnag their lines from the bushes.  - “Under the baking sun I was slabbin like a sequoia sent to the sawmill”

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I am moving this post off of its own page and replacing it with a page called Power Rankings.  Here I’ll rank my top activities, interests, peeps, etc in my life on a semi weekly basis.  Seeing nobody reads this waste of internet space, the Power Rankings are meant purely for my own reference of [...]

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Everyone Poops

We here at Aquapasture.com aren’t afraid to take on tough social issues.  I know most of the readers of this blog come here for sage advice, worldly knowledge, and ways to cheat the government.
I don’t care how old you are but poos will always be awkwardly polarizing. I doubt most of you can honestly tell [...]

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Stank Pit Update

The Stank Pit is set to become the premier indoor climbing facility this side of my kitchen.  As usual I thought this project would go quicker than a loaf of bread in a depression but it’s taken months. Not months of actual work but months of me skiing, biking, and succumbing to ADHD. That aside, [...]

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Buy High Sell Low

I saw a post on the Internet today that liquidity is; When you look at your investments and wet your pants.  I know I’m not alone when I say that over the last 12 months my IRA has shrunk like manjunk in a cold river.  So I’m looking for a new diversified portfolio for surviving the [...]

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My thoughts on the stimulus bill and where it takes us……here

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so it begins…Day one of demo is complete.  Good thing considering I consumed enough asbestos to do without dinner.  In the before picture please disregard the brown stains coming out of the main wasteline, this is merely a coincidence.  In the after picture please disregard the shotty electrical wiring and the moldy wood.  As for [...]

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Let’s Get It On

Recently I laced ‘em up with my posse, grabbed my Slayer Greatest Hits Tape and headed off to a local MMA event.  It should be noted that I was only a spectator, for the record I only tussle in parallelograms.  Obviously the king of the MMA domain is testosterone.  Walking around the arena it’s kosh to double fist brews, [...]

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