At the expense of throwing the defibrillator at this blog (see last post) I have to say that 7am MST is way too early to be using a plunger. A Folgers induced Vesuvius rocked the early morning silence on my block. It’s just as well though, I couldn’t sleep in. I had dreams of wolves and bears. [...]
Posts Tagged ‘camping’
Nature > Folgers > Me
Posted: October 19, 2010 in OutdoorsTags: camping, facts, Meunster, monkey, musings, Outdoors, yahtzee
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Summer Summits
Posted: January 8, 2010 in OutdoorsTags: Beigedown, camping, couch, downhill, facts, Outdoors, Woods, yahtzee
Peak Elev. Miles Elev. Gn. Grade 1. Mount Borah 12,662′ 6.8 5,300′ 29.5% 2. Leatherman Peak 12,228′ 7.3 5,028′ 26.1% 3. Mount Church 12,200′ 8.6 5,100′ 22.5% 4. Diamond Peak 12,197′ 5.5 4,600′ 31.7% 5. Mount Breitenbach 12,140′ 7.6 5,140′ 25.6% 6. Lost River Peak 12,078′ 5.0 4,478′ 33.9% 7. Mount Idaho 12,065′ 7.0 5,065′ [...]
If your ship doesn’t come in…
Posted: November 12, 2009 in OutdoorsTags: Beigedown, bologna, camping, Meunster, Outdoors, Stoon, Woods, Yellowstone
….then take out a PayDay loan and bribe the longshoremen to give you another ship. I think that’s how the old time saying goes. Times are tough. So tough in fact that I ‘ve decided to turn my empty dinner place setting into useful tools to actually put food on the table. My first attempt [...]
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetle……
Posted: August 17, 2009 in RandomTags: after hours, Beer, camping, change, Coors, couch, Meunster, National Security, news, yahtzee
I’d take Michael Keaton making inappropriate advances to ladies any day over this guy on my doorstep.
Slabbin’
Posted: June 21, 2009 in OutdoorsTags: Beer, boat, bologna, camping, facts, Meunster, musings, Outdoors, Woods
Slabbin v. \ˈslabbng\ (slabber. slabjack, slabaholic) The art of catching smallmouth bass the size of milk cartons repeadedly while ones fishing partners unsnag their lines from the bushes. - “Under the baking sun I was slabbin like a sequoia sent to the sawmill”
AFB… A Fishing Boat
Posted: May 26, 2009 in OutdoorsTags: Beigedown, boat, camping, facts, Meunster, Stoon
Like most Americans I buy random crap on a whim from time to time. Actually, I once heard of a guy paying a fortune for a pallet of refurbished computer speakers. What a douche. Anyways, I purchased an Aviva Fishing Buddy (AFB) a while back. Not sure why as a 27 year old alpha male, [...]
The Southeast Arm
Posted: April 27, 2009 in OutdoorsTags: Beigedown, camping, Outdoors, Stoon, Woods, yahtzee, Yellowstone
In a fishing book I once read that the Southeast Arm of Lake Yellowstone was the most remote place in the Lower 48, aka paradise. My mind instantly filled with images of apex predators establishing dominance by means of maximum carnage. As I close my eyes I see, Grizzlies Greco Roman wrestling over a 1,000 [...]
In hindsight my last post titled “Deforestation” might have been posted in bad taste. After all it was Earth Day Eve, and here I am ripping the limbs off trees like Sage rips spines in AK. We here at Aquapasture.com didn’t mean to mock Earth Day Eve. Please accept our apology video message.
Thinkin Problem
Posted: April 2, 2009 in RandomTags: after hours, camping, downhill, gnar, Meunster, Outdoors, Politics, Woods, yahtzee, Yellowstone
The year was 1994 and David Ball catapulted to #2 on the charts with “Thinkin Problem” While it was a money song I refrain from calling Ball a one hit wonder. I only classify hits as reaching #1 on the charts. I mention this tune because I have a thinkin problem, although it isn’t about [...]
Happiness in a Depression
Posted: February 24, 2009 in RandomTags: Beer, camping, change, musings, shovel, Stoon, Woods
I’m not too optimistic for the near economic future of America or the World but I am looking forward to some of the benefits of a depression. Enjoying the ketchup sandwiches my Grandpa always talked about Learning how to can vegetables Having more sporting events on basic channels, since no one will be able to [...]
