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Census

Got my Census today….this is going to be great.  Wherever I go my Census will go with me.  Reminds me of the days of My Buddy.

Wherever I go, my Census and Me!!!…..My Census won’t be used for “counting every man, woman, and child.”  Instead I’ll utilize it as toilet paper, a [...]

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Almost ko’d

I got owned last night.   My closet dropped me like a call on an AT&T cellie.  Apparently I still put on my sweats like a 5 year old.  I set them on the ground, put each foot in, grab the waist band.  Then I squat down building tension.  In a sudden move I burst [...]

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With the world economy and politics in a state of flux I always get a kick out of the morning headlines when I turn on my computer.   Of course you can’t believe everything you read on the internet but the beauty of it is headlines either compliment or contradict one another.  In the same day you’ll [...]

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I’d like to blame my lack of posts on the cable company turning off my service but I can’t.  While that did happen I could have managed ways to type words on this waste of internet space but I didn’t.  In fact I haven’t done much since my last post.  I completely ran out of [...]

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As the saying goes, “Whatever floats your boat.”  If your boat isn’t floating you’ll end up sinking into a miserable human being.  So find what will keep you afloat.  For some adrenaline junkies it’s jumping off a cliff in a wing suit.  At the other end of the scale is the guy who’s idea of [...]

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I don’t think of myself as brilliant, skolarly (intentionally misspelled), or anything other than ordinary.  Proudly though, I think I have common sense.  The sense to make decisions, solve problems and function in everyday society.  Sadly, though, with everyday I encounter more stupid people.
The image of the Far Side cartoon of the guy pushing on [...]

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I’d take Michael Keaton making inappropriate advances to ladies any day over this guy on my doorstep.

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Aquapasture.com and myself have been off the radar for a while.  I’m back but am operating at about 80% with power spurts that max out at about 85%.  The reason for my temporary departure from this world is something of a mystery.  It all started about three weeks ago.  I was rollin East on the highway [...]

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I try not to let things irritate me but weathermen seem to bypass my irritation barriers and crush my mainframe with a bombardment of bunker busters.   Weathermen are like a 98 Degrees cd shoved up the tailpipe of a Civic … overplayed and exhausting.  Perhaps it’s the fault of their producers… maybe I shouldn’t [...]

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Without getting into too much detail for most of my life I’ve had a “PTP.’  Many have blamed this on excessive paper product useage but I can assure you this is not the case.  I saw this video come across on Twitter via @guykawasaki and I wondered if this might be the answer to my troubles. [...]

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I’m not too optimistic for the near economic future of America or the World but I am looking forward to some of the benefits of a depression.

Enjoying the ketchup sandwiches my Grandpa always talked about
Learning how to can vegetables
Having more sporting events on basic channels, since no one will be able to afford satellite and [...]

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My thoughts on the stimulus bill and where it takes us……here

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Being the knucklehead I am, I waited until the 23rd to do my Christmas shopping.  Sure the 24th is still hanging out there.  Unfortunately I decided to make some of my presents in my woodworking shop this year, so tomorrow will be spent at my day job and then making sawdust all night to get [...]

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Change

So excited for change.  I like change, it’s my BFF.  Change is neat.  I changed my underpants this morning.  You can’t spell hang without change.  Change and hope are changing the way we hope for change, at least I hope.  Change rhymes with Danny Ainge.  
I have no idea what change is but everyone is [...]

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Redbox Rules & Regs

I think most everyone is familiar with Redbox.  They are stand alone dvd rental units placed at McDonald’s and grocery stores.  The concept involves using a touch screen to select your movie, swiping your credit card, and the dvd is dispensed.  Dvd movies can also be returned to any Redbox unit.  Sounds easy enough, right? [...]

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