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With the world economy and politics in a state of flux I always get a kick out of the morning headlines when I turn on my computer.   Of course you can’t believe everything you read on the internet but the beauty of it is headlines either compliment or contradict one another.  In the same day you’ll [...]

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“The best part of waking up is Joe in my Vandals Cup”…..

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No I’m not talking about lining my roof with 50K in solar panels so I can save 1k a year in power.  I’m setting out on foot and leaving this world behind…at least for 6 days.  Destination is wherever my machete guides me.  I’ll likely be battling apex predators atop granite cliffs while a storm [...]

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I try not to let things irritate me but weathermen seem to bypass my irritation barriers and crush my mainframe with a bombardment of bunker busters.   Weathermen are like a 98 Degrees cd shoved up the tailpipe of a Civic … overplayed and exhausting.  Perhaps it’s the fault of their producers… maybe I shouldn’t [...]

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Buy High Sell Low

I saw a post on the Internet today that liquidity is; When you look at your investments and wet your pants.  I know I’m not alone when I say that over the last 12 months my IRA has shrunk like manjunk in a cold river.  So I’m looking for a new diversified portfolio for surviving the [...]

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so it begins…Day one of demo is complete.  Good thing considering I consumed enough asbestos to do without dinner.  In the before picture please disregard the brown stains coming out of the main wasteline, this is merely a coincidence.  In the after picture please disregard the shotty electrical wiring and the moldy wood.  As for [...]

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Hanging out

In the words of Def Leppard “Let’s Get The Rock Outta Here!!”  That’s exactly what was running through my mind as I pitched a straight flush into a hat across my living room.  Why should I sit here when I can climb a rock wall in my basement.  And the idea was born to create a [...]

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Evolution

Evolution

On the right is my friend John.  On the left is one pissed off primate who just commondeered a sailboat. 

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