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Jonas Brothers should come with a disclaimer

aquapasture — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:18:23 +0000

Aquapasture.com and myself have been off the radar for a while. I’m back but am operating at about 80% with power spurts that max out at about 85%. The reason for my temporary departure from this world is something of a mystery. It all started about three weeks ago. I was rollin East on the highway at about 4500 rpm’s when the DJ on the radio said that the Jonas Brothers latest single was up next. Now, I’m about as hip as a Calista Flockhart pantsuit so even with all the hype of the Jonas Brothers I’d never heard one of their songs. With great anticipation I waited out the commercials to listen to the much ballyhooed Jonas Brothers. At then it hit, through my speakers the sound of a cat being violated by a stallion inside a washing machine. A cloud of disgust formed in the cab of my truck and my vision became fuzzy…then everything went black. Next thing I know I came to in an arroyo with urine soaked clothes and an empty wallet. I checked my orifices and headed back to town. I can’t even try to explain what happened to me but I can do my best to warn you of the dangers of listening to the Jonas Brothers. I tried to be adventurous and give them a chance, nearly at the cost of my life. You’ve been warned.

Alternately…during my comatose state in the desert I had an epiphany…based on ridiculous hair alone..I believe the Jonas Brothers are the illegitimate sons on none other than Governor Rod Blagojevich. You be the judge?

Posted in Politics, Random Tagged: bologna, change, Coors, Meunster, Mustang, National Security, Politics, Stoon, yahtzee

Still have the moves

aquapasture — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 03:50:59 +0000

Blast from the past. For those of you who new me in college you might remember me hunched over an old PC playing this game hours on end. Needless to say I was a hit with the ladies. By ‘hit” I mean ‘nerd”. You can download the ingredients for the nerd life here. For my college years I wonder which is greater, the number of apples eaten by my 2D motorcycle or the amount of bottle caps thrown at a plastic cup on Wednesday nights. Probably a wash.

Posted in Random Tagged: after hours, Coors, couch, facts, Meunster, Mustang, snooze button

Another Friday Night

aquapasture — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:26:29 +0000

We’ve all been there on a Friday evening. Friends, chicken fingers, happy hour, leads to darts, gin and tonics, feats of strength, leads to high fives, yelling, and $100 bucks in the hole . Most times when I go out, as the night goes on the glasses get smaller but the drinks get more expensive. Is it just me or something out of whack here? I get to the bar and order a 16 oz. glass of dark liquid for 4 bones, three hours later I have glass no bigger than a thumbnail full of what looks to be a liquid but tastes much worse and it sets me back a cool 7 Washington’s. Next time I’m going to start with the small glasses and work my way up….see if i can cheat the system.

All good things must come to an end, including Friday nights. Trying to head home I hopped in the taxi (pictured)

I asked the cabbie, “Do you take debit.”

Cab driver replied, “Well generally we take Clydesdales, and Mustangs this time of night. Funny because when I worked in Louisville it was all Quarter Horses.”

Ended up walking home.

Posted in Random Tagged: after hours, chili bomb, Mustang