Posts Tagged ‘news’

Gnarnia

Posted: December 8, 2010 in Outdoors
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Beigedown Out

Posted: July 3, 2010 in Random
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Census

Posted: March 17, 2010 in Politics
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Got my Census today….this is going to be great.  Wherever I go my Census will go with me.  Reminds me of the days of My Buddy. Wherever I go, my Census and Me!!!…..My Census won’t be used for “counting every man, woman, and child.”  Instead I’ll utilize it as toilet paper, a napkin, a coffee [...]

I Am Braveheart

Posted: November 11, 2009 in Random
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Pretty sure this guys blood looks like everyone else’s.  Dude, thanks for the laughs, but grow up.

Same Day Headlines #1

Posted: November 4, 2009 in Politics
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With the world economy and politics in a state of flux I always get a kick out of the morning headlines when I turn on my computer.   Of course you can’t believe everything you read on the internet but the beauty of it is headlines either compliment or contradict one another.  In the same day you’ll [...]

I don’t think of myself as brilliant, skolarly (intentionally misspelled), or anything other than ordinary.  Proudly though, I think I have common sense.  The sense to make decisions, solve problems and function in everyday society.  Sadly, though, with everyday I encounter more stupid people. The image of the Far Side cartoon of the guy pushing [...]

I’d take Michael Keaton making inappropriate advances to ladies any day over this guy on my doorstep.

With the health-care debate heating up, my mind wanders to find something the government runs efficiently.  After four light years of pondering I couldn’t find anything so I settled on the United States Postal Service.  I believe it’s a applicable comparison to private and public health-care options.  On one side you have FedEx and UPS, on the [...]

Stank Pit Update

Posted: March 24, 2009 in Outdoors
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The Stank Pit is set to become the premier indoor climbing facility this side of my kitchen.  As usual I thought this project would go quicker than a loaf of bread in a depression but it’s taken months. Not months of actual work but months of me skiing, biking, and succumbing to ADHD. That aside, [...]

Buy High Sell Low

Posted: March 12, 2009 in Random
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I saw a post on the Internet today that liquidity is; When you look at your investments and wet your pants.  I know I’m not alone when I say that over the last 12 months my IRA has shrunk like manjunk in a cold river.  So I’m looking for a new diversified portfolio for surviving the [...]

My thoughts on the stimulus bill and where it takes us……here

Hanging out

Posted: February 3, 2009 in Outdoors
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In the words of Def Leppard “Let’s Get The Rock Outta Here!!”  That’s exactly what was running through my mind as I pitched a straight flush into a hat across my living room.  Why should I sit here when I can climb a rock wall in my basement.  And the idea was born to create a [...]

Press 2?

Posted: November 10, 2008 in Random
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Remarkably there are still places where a pay phone is the only way to get a hold of you sugar mama while you’re on “the road.”  A few days ago I was in such place.  To prevent feeding the phone quarters I threw down a finsky for a phone card.   Generally my ass gets chapped when [...]

News flash

Posted: September 25, 2008 in Random
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Exciting new developments here at AP.  Two new pages (look up) have been added.  They don’t contain much content now but in the future will form the foundation on which AP stands.   Gnar & Crank – Skiing and biking news from the AP world…..this page is marinated in stank sauce so get yer taste [...]