Let me start this post by saying I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed. Now, with that disclaimer out in the open the headlines in the paper continue to shock me. Let’s break down four headlines in the same local paper on the same day…I had to laugh at the comedy of errors. 1: [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Politics’
How about Politician Reform?
Posted: April 26, 2010 in PoliticsTags: Beer, downhill, Meunster, monkey, musings, Outdoors, Politics, Stoon
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Gotta case of the Ism’s?
Posted: April 12, 2010 in PoliticsTags: change, monkey, Obama, Politics, Stoon
Census
Posted: March 17, 2010 in PoliticsTags: bologna, change, Meunster, news, Politics, Stoon, yahtzee
Got my Census today….this is going to be great. Wherever I go my Census will go with me. Reminds me of the days of My Buddy. Wherever I go, my Census and Me!!!…..My Census won’t be used for “counting every man, woman, and child.” Instead I’ll utilize it as toilet paper, a napkin, a coffee [...]
Same Day Headlines #1
Posted: November 4, 2009 in PoliticsTags: change, facts, Meunster, monkey, news, Politics
With the world economy and politics in a state of flux I always get a kick out of the morning headlines when I turn on my computer. Of course you can’t believe everything you read on the internet but the beauty of it is headlines either compliment or contradict one another. In the same day you’ll [...]
Jonas Brothers should come with a disclaimer
Posted: July 24, 2009 in Politics, RandomTags: bologna, change, Coors, Meunster, Mustang, National Security, Politics, Stoon, yahtzee
Aquapasture.com and myself have been off the radar for a while. I’m back but am operating at about 80% with power spurts that max out at about 85%. The reason for my temporary departure from this world is something of a mystery. It all started about three weeks ago. I was rollin East on the highway [...]
Cancel the Weather
Posted: July 2, 2009 in RandomTags: change, couch, facts, Meunster, monkey, Outdoors, Politics, Stoon
I try not to let things irritate me but weathermen seem to bypass my irritation barriers and crush my mainframe with a bombardment of bunker busters. Weathermen are like a 98 Degrees cd shoved up the tailpipe of a Civic … overplayed and exhausting. Perhaps it’s the fault of their producers… maybe I shouldn’t [...]
Blago on top of his game
Posted: May 21, 2009 in PoliticsTags: Beigedown, facts, Meunster, Politics, yahtzee
Blago absolutely killed it this morning! He has the uncanny ability to skirt questions and elaborate on the benny’s of another topic. And his wife seems like she fell of the same tree as Rod. This is evidence enough for me to debunk the myth that opposites attract. I’ve said it once and I’ll say [...]
Everyone Poops
Posted: April 9, 2009 in RandomTags: BEEM, Beer, bologna, Meunster, Obama, Politics, Stoon, yahtzee
We here at Aquapasture.com aren’t afraid to take on tough social issues. I know most of the readers of this blog come here for sage advice, worldly knowledge, and ways to cheat the government. I don’t care how old you are but poos will always be awkwardly polarizing. I doubt most of you can honestly [...]
Blago
Posted: April 3, 2009 in PoliticsTags: Beigedown, Blago, Blagojevich, facts, McCain, Meunster, Obama, Politics, yahtzee
I received some great news today. Rod Blagojevich was indicted on 19 charges . If you don’t know who Blago is, he’s the epitome of politician. He is accused of trying to sell Obama’s senate seat in Illinois. As evidence piled up against him and he was being grilled like a sirloin he dodged questions [...]
Thinkin Problem
Posted: April 2, 2009 in RandomTags: after hours, camping, downhill, gnar, Meunster, Outdoors, Politics, Woods, yahtzee, Yellowstone
The year was 1994 and David Ball catapulted to #2 on the charts with “Thinkin Problem” While it was a money song I refrain from calling Ball a one hit wonder. I only classify hits as reaching #1 on the charts. I mention this tune because I have a thinkin problem, although it isn’t about [...]
Show me the money
Posted: February 17, 2009 in PoliticsTags: bologna, change, fauxbama, National Security, news, Obama, Politics
My thoughts on the stimulus bill and where it takes us……here
So excited for change. I like change, it’s my BFF. Change is neat. I changed my underpants this morning. You can’t spell hang without change. Change and hope are changing the way we hope for change, at least I hope. Change rhymes with Danny Ainge. I have no idea what change is but everyone [...]
