• Enjoying the ketchup sandwiches my Grandpa always talked about
• Learning how to can vegetables
• Having more sporting events on basic channels, since no one will be able to afford satellite and cable
• No more fighting over who gets the bill when I go out with friends
• Not feeling guilty that my house paint is peeling
• Reusing aluminum foil for both food preservation and animal shaped gifts
• Become a squirrel hunter
• Wear my worn out jeans with pride
• Raise chickens
• Chop wood like a fiend.  Don’t know about you but I love choppin wood
• Feel like a king when I buy a 24 pack of Pabst
• Won’t have to hear about activists trying to save whales
• Riding my bike more
• Picking up pennies on the street, even if they aren’t face up
• Having conversations while in bread lines
• No more TMZ
• Making moonshine
• Having a legitimate excuse not to go shopping with my girlfriend
• Lose 10-15 pounds from lack of food, therefore helping my water buoyancy when the glaciers melt from Global Warming
• Having more youngsters play tag and not becoming obese while playing Halo
• Appreciating the Lawrence Welk show
• Honing my bartering skills
• No longer being considered a “pack rat” instead being called resourceful
• Stop receiving credit card offers in the mail
• Knowing the true meaning of horse power, yeehaw!
• Enjoying life without materialistic burdens

I’m sure I’ll think of more.