Came across this picture on the internet, this is what I got from it. Showing dogs isn’t a hobby. It’s a destructive lifestyle, that often leads to alcoholism and poor wardrobe choices. It started innocently enough for Lance Pefferton (LP), some 65 years ago in the animal shelter. At the time the choice between the [...]
Posts Tagged ‘snooze button’
Who’s got the footlong?
Posted: November 22, 2010 in RandomTags: Meunster, change, monkey, couch, snooze button, musings
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This blog is flat lining. It’s consumption of posts relating to vague humor and bowel movements have clogged its relevance arteries. The Aquapasture bandwith is slowly constricted with the plaque of obscure analogies and the occasional Oprah reference. So, do I grab the defibrillator and give it a second chance or order a deep fried [...]
Diaries of MK and MH
Posted: August 20, 2010 in RandomTags: Beigedown, facts, Meunster, snooze button
This post saddens me somewhat. While I’m short of one of those people who refers to their pets as their “children” I am still spending time writing about cats. Hopefully this isn’t the apex of my stay in the blogosphere. On the other hand, maybe it’s a good thing if this is the beginning of [...]
Government helps dirtbag cavemen
Posted: December 8, 2009 in PoliticsTags: Beigedown, Meunster, musings, Obama, Politics, snooze button
This ad came up when I was on Weather.com. How can this guy refinance when he doesn’t even have the luxury of a shirt or personal grooming skills? Besides, how can you refinance a cave?
Should of bought the hybrid
Posted: October 19, 2009 in RandomTags: change, Darwin, facts, Meunster, musings, snooze button
I’d like to blame my lack of posts on the cable company turning off my service but I can’t. While that did happen I could have managed ways to type words on this waste of internet space but I didn’t. In fact I haven’t done much since my last post. I completely ran out of [...]
Float your Boat
Posted: September 4, 2009 in RandomTags: after hours, bologna, change, Coors, couch, Darwin, facts, snooze button
As the saying goes, “Whatever floats your boat.” If your boat isn’t floating you’ll end up sinking into a miserable human being. So find what will keep you afloat. For some adrenaline junkies it’s jumping off a cliff in a wing suit. At the other end of the scale is the guy who’s idea of [...]
Healthcare for the postman
Posted: August 13, 2009 in PoliticsTags: after hours, Beer, fauxbama, musings, news, Obama, Politics, snooze button, Stoon
With the health-care debate heating up, my mind wanders to find something the government runs efficiently. After four light years of pondering I couldn’t find anything so I settled on the United States Postal Service. I believe it’s a applicable comparison to private and public health-care options. On one side you have FedEx and UPS, on the [...]
Still have the moves
Posted: March 3, 2009 in RandomTags: after hours, Coors, couch, facts, Meunster, Mustang, snooze button
Blast from the past. For those of you who new me in college you might remember me hunched over an old PC playing this game hours on end. Needless to say I was a hit with the ladies. By ‘hit” I mean ‘nerd”. You can download the ingredients for the nerd life here. For my [...]
Ho Ho…this blows
Posted: December 24, 2008 in RandomTags: after hours, change, Meunster, snooze button
Being the knucklehead I am, I waited until the 23rd to do my Christmas shopping. Sure the 24th is still hanging out there. Unfortunately I decided to make some of my presents in my woodworking shop this year, so tomorrow will be spent at my day job and then making sawdust all night to get [...]
5:30 AM – I woke up at the crack of dawn. A little super glue seemed to fix that. 6:15 AM – Off to hit the showers. A few jabs and an uppercut, now I have bloody knuckles 9:02 AM – Rolled into work. Rollerblades are still cool right? 9:47 AM – Got the scuttlebug [...]
