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Census

Got my Census today….this is going to be great.  Wherever I go my Census will go with me.  Reminds me of the days of My Buddy.

Wherever I go, my Census and Me!!!…..My Census won’t be used for “counting every man, woman, and child.”  Instead I’ll utilize it as toilet paper, a [...]

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….then take out a PayDay loan and bribe the longshoremen to give you another ship.  I think that’s how the old time saying goes.  Times are tough.  So tough in fact that I ‘ve decided to turn my empty dinner place setting into useful tools to actually put food on the table.  My first attempt [...]

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I Am Braveheart

Pretty sure this guys blood looks like everyone else’s.  Dude, thanks for the laughs, but grow up.

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“The best part of waking up is Joe in my Vandals Cup”…..

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With the health-care debate heating up, my mind wanders to find something the government runs efficiently.  After four light years of pondering I couldn’t find anything so I settled on the United States Postal Service.  I believe it’s a applicable comparison to private and public health-care options.  On one side you have FedEx and UPS, on the [...]

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Was going to ollie over it but was riding the tandem…So I went with a no hand tail whip with a can can to get around this guy.

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No I’m not talking about lining my roof with 50K in solar panels so I can save 1k a year in power.  I’m setting out on foot and leaving this world behind…at least for 6 days.  Destination is wherever my machete guides me.  I’ll likely be battling apex predators atop granite cliffs while a storm [...]

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Aquapasture.com and myself have been off the radar for a while.  I’m back but am operating at about 80% with power spurts that max out at about 85%.  The reason for my temporary departure from this world is something of a mystery.  It all started about three weeks ago.  I was rollin East on the highway [...]

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I try not to let things irritate me but weathermen seem to bypass my irritation barriers and crush my mainframe with a bombardment of bunker busters.   Weathermen are like a 98 Degrees cd shoved up the tailpipe of a Civic … overplayed and exhausting.  Perhaps it’s the fault of their producers… maybe I shouldn’t [...]

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In my time I’ve bought and sold a few things via Craigslist.  There’s no doubt it’s the best way to buy and sell used goods and…er services.  For the record I’ve never bought or sold “services” off Craigslist.   Back to the goods.  With going to a strangers house or having them come to yours, [...]

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I am moving this post off of its own page and replacing it with a page called Power Rankings.  Here I’ll rank my top activities, interests, peeps, etc in my life on a semi weekly basis.  Seeing nobody reads this waste of internet space, the Power Rankings are meant purely for my own reference of [...]

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Like most Americans I buy random crap on a whim from time to time.  Actually, I once heard of a guy paying a fortune for a pallet of refurbished computer speakers.  What a douche.  Anyways, I purchased an Aviva Fishing Buddy (AFB) a while back.  Not sure why as a 27 year old alpha male, [...]

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In a fishing book I once read that the Southeast Arm of Lake Yellowstone was the most remote place in the Lower 48, aka paradise.  My mind instantly filled with images of apex predators establishing dominance by means of maximum carnage.  As I close my eyes I see, Grizzlies Greco Roman wrestling over a 1,000 [...]

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Earth Day

In hindsight my last post titled “Deforestation” might have been posted in bad taste.  After all it was Earth Day Eve, and here I am ripping the limbs off trees like Sage rips spines in AK.  We here at Aquapasture.com didn’t mean to mock Earth Day Eve.  Please accept our apology video message.
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Deforestation

From time to time rogue branches lead to my arborist skills being called upon.  Beigedown sent the word of such outlaw limbs.  I grabbed my 24″ Stihl and handsaw, then hopped on my bike headed to the LZ.  In the end, these limbs were too much for the audacity of the 24″ Stihl.  And even [...]

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