I’m a trusting guy. So when I see a trail on a map I tend to believe it exists in real life. Although I should of known better seeing it was put together by a government entity. Bottom line, I lost the trail at no fault of my orienteering skills (I think) and ended up [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Yellowstone’
2nd time this happened..coincidence?
Posted: August 21, 2010 in OutdoorsTags: Beer, downhill, facts, Outdoors, Woods, Yellowstone
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If your ship doesn’t come in…
Posted: November 12, 2009 in OutdoorsTags: Beigedown, bologna, camping, Meunster, Outdoors, Stoon, Woods, Yellowstone
….then take out a PayDay loan and bribe the longshoremen to give you another ship. I think that’s how the old time saying goes. Times are tough. So tough in fact that I ‘ve decided to turn my empty dinner place setting into useful tools to actually put food on the table. My first attempt [...]
The Southeast Arm
Posted: April 27, 2009 in OutdoorsTags: Beigedown, camping, Outdoors, Stoon, Woods, yahtzee, Yellowstone
In a fishing book I once read that the Southeast Arm of Lake Yellowstone was the most remote place in the Lower 48, aka paradise. My mind instantly filled with images of apex predators establishing dominance by means of maximum carnage. As I close my eyes I see, Grizzlies Greco Roman wrestling over a 1,000 [...]
Thinkin Problem
Posted: April 2, 2009 in RandomTags: after hours, camping, downhill, gnar, Meunster, Outdoors, Politics, Woods, yahtzee, Yellowstone
The year was 1994 and David Ball catapulted to #2 on the charts with “Thinkin Problem” While it was a money song I refrain from calling Ball a one hit wonder. I only classify hits as reaching #1 on the charts. I mention this tune because I have a thinkin problem, although it isn’t about [...]
Not sure but I think this grainy photo shows Six putting in infrastructure by laying pipe in the Mammoth area. Further, there are rumors that Six will be in charge of Obama’s Infrastructure stimulus package. Other talk around the watercooler say Energizer is going to scrap the bunny and throw some drums on Six [...]
I’m having a premid life crisis here folks. This is probably my 3rd one this year. These tremors are the precursor to the large quake of the full blown midlife crisis I expect in my 40′s, when I purchase an ’88 Vette (license plate “2long4U”), wear Oakley M Frames 24/7 – 365, chew Trident mercilessly, [...]
Yellowstone Travel Guide
Posted: October 9, 2008 in OutdoorsTags: fanny pack, Meunster, Yellowstone
Operation Yellowstone was a success. A few observations. According to intel from Kevin of Ohio, the buffet is the only edible food in the joint and you’d be a fool to have any other side than fries. Watch out for the Morning Glory’s at Old Faithful Lodge….can lead to risky bitness, or so the locals [...]
Coordinates Unknown
Posted: October 1, 2008 in OutdoorsTags: Beigedown, National Security, Yellowstone
Attention faithful AP visitors…ok there aren’t any followers let alone faithful ones, but it sounds credible. The AP world is taking a short hiatus. I’m going off the grid on a covert mission with IBM Beigedown. We’ll be air dropped into the heart of Yellowstone. Fear not for we’ve been trained in whatever we may [...]
